100 poems, no repeats, an interesting challenge from Big Poppa E

[Shannon]

1. Southern Kiss
2. I Love Shy Men
3. Bukowski
4. More than you Bargained for (from insta poetry challenge).
5.  My Voice

My newest:
6. Damned Love Haiku

[Shannon]

And Sean, it would be awesome if you took on this project by producing  more *new* work

I don't think we should include cover poems, lol, the point of this is to produce new work, nice try though

[Sean]

Ouch...well part of the reason why I wanted to do this project was so that I could "use up" my old work. At the time they were performed...

2) Ode to a Slammaster
3) This Poem
4) Lady
12) Omar
14) For my sister...
16) Icebergs
17) Dr. Zani or how I learned to relax and enjoy the people who care for me

were all new poems (ie never been read aloud before) though in the case of Omar, it was just a vastly different version than I had previous done once at Bump and Grind.

The cover poem was at the cover slam and given the only thing we could do was cover poems I think we should keep it.


Still, 80 to go or perhaps almost a year if I'm lucky. Duncan...I'm coming for yah...

[Father Goose]

Okay, thanks to the amazing opportunity I received last night (Featuring at Vanslam on my 40th birthday) I get to add a whole whack of poems to my total!

1. Jumbo Train
2. Rudy
3. Full of Myself
4. Any Port in a Storm
5. Apocalypto
6. A Workout and More
7. Brain Blender
8. Xavier Xerox the Xylophone
9. Floyd Jones

.....and now.....

10. Outhouse Ollie
11. Ernie the Engine Block
12. A Moose on Skates
13. Campfire Tales
14. A Colourful Shanty
15. My Salamander
16. Percival Grime
17. The Creatures in My Beard
18. Too Many Fuckin' People
19. One-Hundred Years From Now
20. Ten-Million Years in the Future

Thanks Vanslam!

[Sean]

Okay,

I'm posting this before Duncan and RC absolutely wack me (Duncan, did you twenty poems last night?)

1) Three Days
2) Ode to a Slammaster
3) This Poem
4) Lady
5) Toques
6) Omaha
7) The Librarian of Babylon
8 ) Gremlins
9) For Karen G
10) Plentitude (for Shane)
11) Jet Plane
12) Omar
13) Ode to Mother and Son
14) For my sister...
15) The Birthday Poem
16) Icebergs
17) Dr. Zani or how I learned to relax and enjoy the people who care for me
18) Ballad of the Frontal Lobe by Alexandra Oliver (Cover Poem)
19) Ferris Wheel
20) Diner
21) Next Election
22) Straight boyz
23) Just the two of us

77 to go


And Now Duncan and RC will host the next 10,000 slams...so that the rest of us can catch up.

[Duncan Shields]

1. Beverage Lids
2. Star Trek Rap
3. Breaks and Beats (I sacrificed at the Youth Slam on Monday)
4. Next Jen
5. iPoem
6. Main and Hastings
7. Darlene
8. Tesla
9. Breakup Poem
10. A Workout and More from the Instant Poetry Slam
11. I'll Make You a Deal (1 min sac at Finals)
12. Burn
13. Cotton House
14. Jackrabbit Chase
15. At Time I Have a Soul Inside
16. The Plan
17. Love Poem
18. Frankenstein Life Lessons
19. Billionaire Slam Poem
20. Black Heart
21. The Geek Wants Out by Ernie Kline (cover poem for the cover slam)

22-38. 17 Haiku at the Haiku Deathmatch

62 to go.

[Father Goose]

Ah Duncan, not to get picky, but I believe you should name the poems individually......for the good of mankind!

Here's where I'm at seeing as Fernando bounced me in the first round last night.

1. Jumbo Train
2. Rudy
3. Full of Myself
4. Any Port in a Storm
5. Apocalypto
6. A Workout and More
7. Brain Blender
8. Xavier Xerox the Xylophone
9. Floyd Jones
10. Outhouse Ollie
11. Ernie the Engine Block
12. A Moose on Skates
13. Campfire Tales
14. A Colourful Shanty
15. My Salamander
16. Percival Grime
17. The Creatures in My Beard
18. Too Many Fuckin' People
19. One-Hundred Years From Now
20. Ten-Million Years in the Future

.....and.....

21. Fernando's Gonna Kick my Ass
22. Goo Goo Ga Ga
23. Too Many Fuckin' Haikus


77 to go...........thanks Haiku Death Match!

Clint.

[RCW]

I had 11 haiku read at the haiku slam so I am now up to 19 poems.

[Father Goose]

Okay so here's where I sit after tonight's slam.

1. Jumbo Train
2. Rudy
3. Full of Myself
4. Any Port in a Storm
5. Apocalypto
6. A Workout and More
7. Brain Blender
8. Xavier Xerox the Xylophone
9. Floyd Jones
10. Outhouse Ollie
11. Ernie the Engine Block
12. A Moose on Skates
13. Campfire Tales
14. A Colourful Shanty
15. My Salamander
16. Percival Grime
17. The Creatures in My Beard
18. Too Many Fuckin' People
19. One-Hundred Years From Now
20. Ten-Million Years in the Future
21. Fernando's Gonna Kick my Ass
22. Goo Goo Ga Ga
23. Too Many Fuckin' Haikus

......and now.....

24. Orbital Oddity
25. Life of a Peanut

75 to go.....

Thanks Van Slam!

[Duncan Shields]

Do you really want me to name all the haiku? 

1. Beverage Lids
2. Star Trek Rap
3. Breaks and Beats (I sacrificed at the Youth Slam on Monday)
4. Next Jen
5. iPoem
6. Main and Hastings
7. Darlene
8. Tesla
9. Breakup Poem
10. A Workout and More from the Instant Poetry Slam
11. I'll Make You a Deal (1 min sac at Finals)
12. Burn
13. Cotton House
14. Jackrabbit Chase
15. At Time I Have a Soul Inside
16. The Plan
17. Love Poem
18. Frankenstein Life Lessons
19. Billionaire Slam Poem
20. Black Heart
21. The Geek Wants Out by Ernie Kline (cover poem for the cover slam)
22-38. 17 Haiku at the Haiku Deathmatch

39. Long Beard
40. Morning Person

60 to go

[Shannon]

1.  Southern Kiss
2.  I Love Shy Men
3.  Bukowski
4.  More than you Bargained for (from insta poetry challenge).
5.  My Voice
6.  Love is a dog from hell
7. When you left (haiku)
8. My vagina (haiku)
9. Sleeping Beauty (haiku)

And Sean 'no ouch' needed. It's just awesome for the audience to hear now work.
Which also means I like your new work

[Father Goose]

Okay after adding my new piece "The Universe" on lastnight's Vanslam open mic my list looks something like this. (Sorry Sean, I actually had two more than I thought)

1. Jumbo Train
2. Rudy
3. Full of Myself
4. Any Port in a Storm
5. Apocalypto
6. A Workout and More
7. Brain Blender
8. Xavier Xerox the Xylophone
9. Floyd Jones
10. Outhouse Ollie
11. Ernie the Engine Block
12. A Moose on Skates
13. Campfire Tales
14. A Colourful Shanty
15. My Salamander
16. Percival Grime
17. The Creatures in My Beard
18. Too Many Fuckin' People
19. One-Hundred Years From Now
20. Ten-Million Years in the Future
21. Fernando's Gonna Kick my Ass
22. Goo Goo Ga Ga
23. Too Many Fuckin' Haikus
24. Orbital Oddity
25. Life of a Peanut

and now....

26. The Universe

74 to go....thanks Vanslam!

[Sean]

1) Three Days
2) Ode to a Slammaster
3) This Poem
4) Lady
5) Toques
6) Omaha
7) The Librarian of Babylon
8 ) Gremlins
9) For Karen G
10) Plentitude (for Shane)
11) Jet Plane
12) Omar
13) Ode to Mother and Son
14) For my sister...
15) The Birthday Poem
16) Icebergs
17) Dr. Zani or how I learned to relax and enjoy the people who care for me
18) Ballad of the Frontal Lobe by Alexandra Oliver (Cover Poem)
19) Ferris Wheel
20) Diner
21) Next Election
22) Straight boyz
23) Just the two of us
24) Shelly

76 to go and Duncan, can you post the titles of the Haiku you did?

[Duncan Shields]

Okay.  Here's the list with the Haiku titles.

1. Beverage Lids
2. Star Trek Rap
3. Breaks and Beats (I sacrificed at the Youth Slam on Monday)
4. Next Jen
5. iPoem
6. Main and Hastings
7. Darlene
8. Tesla
9. Breakup Poem
10. A Workout and More from the Instant Poetry Slam
11. I'll Make You a Deal (1 min sac at Finals)
12. Burn
13. Cotton House
14. Jackrabbit Chase
15. At Time I Have a Soul Inside
16. The Plan
17. Love Poem
18. Frankenstein Life Lessons
19. Billionaire Slam Poem
20. Black Heart
21. The Geek Wants Out by Ernie Kline (cover poem for the cover slam)
22. Pharmaceutical Companies
23. What I Learned on Summer Vacation
24. Medusa
25. Seventy-year-old selves
26. The Devil Doesn't Answer Prayers, Either.
27. Love is Blind
28. Witches Were Tested by Dunkin'
29. Penis Enlarger
30. So Drunk We Feel Empty
31. Cleveland Steamer Donkey Punch
32. Two Girls, One Cup
33. Spitroast
34. His Protein Shake Brings the Boys to the Yard
35. Sandpaper Toilet Roll
36. It's Not '96'
37. No Lube or Safe Word
38. Vegetarian
39. Long Beard
40. Morning Person

[Father Goose]

Okay so after the solidarity slam here's where I stand...

1. Jumbo Train
2. Rudy
3. Full of Myself
4. Any Port in a Storm
5. Apocalypto
6. A Workout and More
7. Brain Blender
8. Xavier Xerox the Xylophone
9. Floyd Jones
10. Outhouse Ollie
11. Ernie the Engine Block
12. A Moose on Skates
13. Campfire Tales
14. A Colourful Shanty
15. My Salamander
16. Percival Grime
17. The Creatures in My Beard
18. Too Many Fuckin' People
19. One-Hundred Years From Now
20. Ten-Million Years in the Future
21. Fernando's Gonna Kick my Ass
22. Goo Goo Ga Ga
23. Too Many Fuckin' Haikus
24. Orbital Oddity
25. Life of a Peanut
26. The Universe

....and now....

27. Work
28. Henry the Horse

Only 72 to go...

thanks Labour Slam!